Alright so this is it plain and simple. A group of students from our school to go on a retreat in West Hartford, CT. On Tuesday we had an open floor and all of the other XBS schools went up to the Mic and and pretty much talked about how great they were. Pawsy and I weren't really having so we devised this speech. This isnt word-for-word but close enough....
".....Alright settle down tigers. All you schools are coming up here talking about how you think your the best, thats the difference between us and you....we KNOW we're the best." (A lot of boo's, and cheers from the SJ kids) "Before this retreat I thought this was all about the competitiveness in athletics between schools. I know we don't really hate any schools but some we start to genuinely dis-like some of you. Coming in as a football player, I know how competitive we can start to get. We beat you, you beat us, it goes back and forth. Except basketball, we usually beat you guys; in fact I don't think we've lost since 'nam." (Dubby starts to go nuts; much laughter and applause from everyone) "Now i have begun to realize that its not all about the competitiveness but something more. PEACE I'M OUTTA HERE" -Paws Abraham
I was going absolutely nuts, that was only the first standing ovation we received. Critics are starting to say that "we are the best" speech is better than the "I have a dream speech. Follow your heart.
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Will Trainor
3.4.2010
pawsy babe took a brief suspension
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